For Rent: Prime Salami Warmer, keeps meat moist and warm, $15 per use.
i wish i was as cool as this guy
"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick
look at this sick dog
source (thanks @lauratiz)
I went to take a picture of a deer. It sneezed
This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.
That gazebo is so fucked
Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
IM GLAD OU TJIMK SO IM GOING TO CRY ARION YOU FUCKER
Page 1 of 803