None Gender with Left Faerie
"Ok, so according to my Tarot drawing, the pub, indicated by the ace of cups, will fall into the Sun or probably just catch on fire and there will be lots of stabbing based on the Ten of Swords. But I also drew Fortune, so we should probably go for it." - party Psyker (40k), who we later learned had absolutely no training in Divination
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the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
it’s literally canon that steve was jogging around the national mall for a few weeks and kept seeing this super cute runner all the time and then cap 2 opens on the day he finally got up his courage and picked out his tightest under armor shirt and just went for it
Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.
one of my all time favourite moments in the entire naruto manga is gai’s face when he hears taijutsu is the only thing that will work on madara
that is the face of a man who is going to fuck someone up
Piper’s a terrible influence tbh
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.
casual platonic kisses on the lips should probably be more of a thing
No because it takes the specialness out of actual romantic kisses k thx
*throws ur opinion and romantic kisses in the trash*
What’s next? Platonic sex? Then maybe platonic marriage?
yes exactly that please
Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo
This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.
Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)
oh my god.
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