Dangerously Passion Salami

2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from Just fucking try me. with 6 notes

Ass x Asscheeks

vergess:

fandomstuck submitted:

Anus was minding their own business when suddenly, out of the corner of their hole, they saw the left asscheek, in all it’s glory. Not long after, they saw the right asscheek, as they always did after seeing the left. Anus remembered the day when they first revealed themselves. It was a day like no other, but that was the past. They had long since given up on their hopeless love. For you see, as an asshole, Anus could not move anywhere. And as asscheeks, neither could the asscheeks. Still, fond memories of the day when Anus first saw the asscheeks flooded in, and the poems thought to be forgotten, as of course, assholes couldn’t write things down, were remembered in all their full glory. Lovesick and tired, Anus drifted off to sleep, as before, hoping one day they might get their chance, by random luck, or by fate.

What the fuck even is my life.

Tagged: nsfwishbut glorious

2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from ⋆You're my daytime shooting star⋆ with 46 notes

crowleythesnake:

Prof. Layton: “What we used there, your honor, was logic!”
Somewhere a single tear of pure joy runs down Edgeworths face as Phoenix is finally using logic to fight his battles.

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2nd September 2014

Photo reblogged from ⋆You're my daytime shooting star⋆ with 1,066 notes

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2nd September 2014

Photo reblogged from ⋆You're my daytime shooting star⋆ with 18,108 notes

guestuser341:

fight the system

guestuser341:

fight the system

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2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from It has no breaks. with 75,867 notes

r3dcardigan:

put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.

put a “>:” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.

put a “<:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.

Put a “>:c” and i’ll tell you something that pissed me off.

Put a “#” and i’ll tell you the last thing i lied about.

Put a “*” and i’ll tell you a secret

Pls do it.

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2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from dragons are cool with 54,031 notes

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

image

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2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from witty title with 92,908 notes

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2nd September 2014

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expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

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2nd September 2014

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

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2nd September 2014

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livelaughponderpray:

zeeheart:

PLEASE PRAY FOR PAKISTAN

For those of you who dont know why im so upset let me tell you what’s happening in pakistan right now16 days ago a man named Imran Khan and Tahir-ul Qadri lead a peaceful protest to the government to convince them to step down because he believed that the election for the prime minister was rigged he was leading a revolution he was trying to change pakistan
The protest went on for 16 days and today the people Peacefully said that they wanted to go to the prime minister house and protest there thats when the “police” (you should know that alot of the police resigned because they didnt want to harm the peaceful protesters) started firing at the INNOCENT PEOPLE they fired at the children and women so the men would have to deal with them rather than fight back They had CHEMICAL gas that they released at the people
THE GOVERNMENT WON’T LET THE AMBULANCE GET TO THEM THERE ARE PEOPLE NEAR THE BUILDING THAT ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN SHOT AND NOW THEY’RE ORDERING THE “POLICE” TO ARREST IMRAN KHAN
7 INNOCENT PEOPLE HAVE DIEDTHERE ARE COUNTLESS INJURED THAT ARE ARE GETTING NO HELP
PLEASE TUMBLR THIS NEEDS ATTENTION YOU GUYS HAVE KEPT FERGUSON ALIVE YOU GUYS HAVE MADE THE NEWS IN UKRAINE WIDESPREADDONT LET THE REVOLUTION HAPPENING PAKISTAN DIE 
PLEASE PRAY FOR PAKISTAN


Update: THEY ARE SENDING DEATH THREATS TO THE NEWS THAT IS AIRING ALL THE INJUSTICE HAPPENING BUT THE PEOPLE ARE STILL STANDING STILL 
UPDATE: THEY ARE ARRESTING THE INJURED NOW

dotfuz

livelaughponderpray:

zeeheart:

PLEASE PRAY FOR PAKISTAN

For those of you who dont know why im so upset let me tell you what’s happening in pakistan right now
16 days ago a man named Imran Khan and Tahir-ul Qadri lead a peaceful protest to the government to convince them to step down because he believed that the election for the prime minister was rigged he was leading a revolution he was trying to change pakistan

The protest went on for 16 days and today the people Peacefully said that they wanted to go to the prime minister house and protest there thats when the “police” (you should know that alot of the police resigned because they didnt want to harm the peaceful protesters) started firing at the INNOCENT PEOPLE they fired at the children and women so the men would have to deal with them rather than fight back 
They had CHEMICAL gas that they released at the people

THE GOVERNMENT WON’T LET THE AMBULANCE GET TO THEM THERE ARE PEOPLE NEAR THE BUILDING THAT ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN SHOT 
AND NOW THEY’RE ORDERING THE “POLICE” TO ARREST IMRAN KHAN

7 INNOCENT PEOPLE HAVE DIED
THERE ARE COUNTLESS INJURED THAT ARE ARE GETTING NO HELP

PLEASE TUMBLR THIS NEEDS ATTENTION 
YOU GUYS HAVE KEPT FERGUSON ALIVE 
YOU GUYS HAVE MADE THE NEWS IN UKRAINE WIDESPREAD
DONT LET THE REVOLUTION HAPPENING PAKISTAN DIE 

PLEASE PRAY FOR PAKISTAN

Update: THEY ARE SENDING DEATH THREATS TO THE NEWS THAT IS AIRING ALL THE INJUSTICE HAPPENING BUT THE PEOPLE ARE STILL STANDING STILL 
UPDATE: THEY ARE ARRESTING THE INJURED NOW
dotfuz

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