None Gender with Left Faerie

2nd October 2014

Post reblogged from Out of Context D&D Quotes with 779 notes

outofcontextdnd:

"Ok, so according to my Tarot drawing, the pub, indicated by the ace of cups, will fall into the Sun or probably just catch on fire and there will be lots of stabbing based on the Ten of Swords.  But I also drew Fortune, so we should probably go for it."  - party Psyker (40k), who we later learned had absolutely no training in Divination

2nd October 2014

Post reblogged from leaked photo of dr.snake in the upcoming super the with 968,133 notes

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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2nd October 2014

Post reblogged from Fulfill a Gayer Destiny with 7,101 notes

cabbageormurder:

americachavez:

it’s literally canon that steve was jogging around the national mall for a few weeks and kept seeing this super cute runner all the time and then cap 2 opens on the day he finally got up his courage and picked out his tightest under armor shirt and just went for it

#basically eXACTLY what happened #Steve’s brand of flirting is showing you his nipples while asking if you even lift (via bluandorange)

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1st October 2014

Photo reblogged from The Prettiest Hobbit Princess In The Whole World with 21,155 notes

sonofbaldwin:

Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.

sonofbaldwin:

Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.

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1st October 2014

Post reblogged from The Prettiest Hobbit Princess In The Whole World with 6,382 notes

kakashitting:

one of my all time favourite moments in the entire naruto manga is gai’s face when he hears taijutsu is the only thing that will work on madara

image

that is the face of a man who is going to fuck someone up

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1st October 2014

Photo reblogged from Professor of Weird Sexual Practices with 443 notes

billyxkaplan:

Piper’s a terrible influence tbh

billyxkaplan:

Piper’s a terrible influence tbh

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1st October 2014

Post reblogged from We get an “F,” for fucking idiots. with 426,316 notes

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

Tagged: ask memes

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1st October 2014

Post reblogged from dragons are cool with 20,417 notes

realymir:

abuubbles:

aspdabigail:

zoeydarko:

aspdabigail:

casual platonic kisses on the lips should probably be more of a thing

No because it takes the specialness out of actual romantic kisses k thx

*throws ur opinion and romantic kisses in the trash*

What’s next? Platonic sex? Then maybe platonic marriage?

yes exactly that please

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1st October 2014

Photo reblogged from A Spooky Canadian with 53,681 notes

thepacificparrotlet:

masterkfox:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.


Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)

oh my god.

thepacificparrotlet:

masterkfox:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)

oh my god.

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1st October 2014

Photo reblogged from dragons are cool with 225,804 notes

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