Dangerously Passion Salami

1st August 2014

Quote reblogged from Дела богов не предназначены для лю with 9 notes

For Rent: Prime Salami Warmer, keeps meat moist and warm, $15 per use.
— Tumblr User arionwind contemplates how one would sell blowjobs on craigslist (via strexcorpreps)

Tagged: heyit me!

31st July 2014

Photo reblogged from bark with 182,694 notes

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

Source: kittiezandtittiez

31st July 2014

Photo reblogged from bark with 173,849 notes

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

Source: poprah-winfrey

31st July 2014

Photo reblogged from bark with 267,575 notes


"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

Source: theclearlydope

31st July 2014

Post reblogged from bark with 145,959 notes

698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

image

look at this sick dog

Source: luketriton

31st July 2014

Post reblogged from WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR with 1,954 notes

SMS stream of consciousness from someone on mushrooms at Comic-Con.

nickholmes:

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source (thanks @lauratiz)

Source: nickholmes

31st July 2014

Photo reblogged from Someday, I'll go to McDonald's with 53,650 notes

awwww-cute:

I went to take a picture of a deer. It sneezed

awwww-cute:

I went to take a picture of a deer. It sneezed

Source: awwww-cute

31st July 2014

Photo reblogged from iNSaNiTy oF mY mINd with 253,209 notes

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

Source: jake--from--statefarm

31st July 2014

Photo reblogged from iNSaNiTy oF mY mINd with 402,883 notes

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?



I cried

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

I cried

Source: 4gifs

31st July 2014

Photo reblogged from Blogger Business with 2 notes

randrconnected:

IM GLAD OU TJIMK SO IM GOING TO CRY ARION YOU FUCKER

randrconnected:

IM GLAD OU TJIMK SO IM GOING TO CRY ARION YOU FUCKER

Tagged: I feel this is one of the nicest things said about me